Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Mustache and Racism

This "Mustache Competition" is merely a cover up of something much deeper, darker, and diabolical that runs deep within the Peltier bloodline. Adolf Hitlers mothers maiden name was Peltier and this shocking photograph shown below is the definitive blow leading all to believe what is truly behind the ancient mustache of the Peltier.

many things must be explained about this photograph.

1. What is the significance?
All three Peltiers are shown with no facial hair whatsoever. The look of admiration towards Adolf's signature stash is clear, as he does rock a killer stash, perhaps the most famous stash of them all.

2. Why are Dan, Fran, and Jim shown in color and during the 1940's?
does cryogenically frozen ring a bell? Nazi technology rocketed during WW2 with all that testing that was being done on the jews.

3. What does this mean?
Its very possible that these three racist fucks are attempting to grow Adolf's signature stash in order to put the people of America in a racist trance in which anyone will follow their orders. The power of this ancient stash is unreal, out of this world, and drop dead gorgeous.

I, Drew Daniel Rice, will do all i can to provide the public with all knowledge i have regarding this crisis. Perhaps I will grow the courage to become the defender of the people and grow this powerful stash faster than these Peltier pussies, for i am a rice, with more man than all three of these racist cowards combined.


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