Oh Drew, our beloved County Road 8 mongrel. It understandable that after years of being molested by bus number 44 patriarch Doug Nesbitt, that you harbor a small bit of jealousy towards us Peltiers.
Fear not young man, for it is not necessary for you to make up for your genetic shortcomings by attempting to grow what some may refer to as a "Chinstrap." Drew, we still love you even though you felt the need to masturbate while watching Keith Murphy work on his 1987 Fiero. We still loved you after you stumbled into Denny's one morning wearing nothing but a tube sock. After these obvious hiccups in your young, feeble life we continued to love, but you continued to show unadulterated lack of control.
Drew, we just didn't want to see you get hurt. It is time. Time for you my mustache challenged friend to make like a tree and shave.
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