I often struggle to remember what acronyms stand for. STD is most definitely Sexually Transmitted Disease. How about NBA...it is Newba--Haven't you ever seen "The Air Up There"? Well when I speak of PDA I am not talking about those ancient devices we have never spoken of as Personal Digital Assistant; I am talking about Public Display of Affection. Welcome to planet Earth Daniel. Nobody wants to see your tongue half way down another human's throat. We have seen your dirty little tricks with dogs, but you have gone to the next level. I can genuinely say that I am content walking into a room without people making out. Well, Daniel, you have gone too far in your freaky little fantasies. I give you Exhibit B:
People of the internet: Do you find this acceptable? I have made my voice heard--I do not. There is a little thing that I pull out of my pocket called decency that I try to display on a regular basis. Apparently DPP needs some lessons. The irony is that Daniel is in school to become a teacher, and right now I am the one giving him a lesson in No Sex in Public 101. Here are some examples of how to treat a lady in public:
See Daniel: Like Father Like Son. Are you jealous? You should be...Cracker.
I will leave you one final example of how one should not be displayed in public:
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I think PDAing is a great idea. Does Tom PDA in public? I think so.
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